User blog:Secretevilcloneofigor2/i also got so scared yet agian.........
O.K. guys i followed yuor advice and i DIDNT leave a crump in my kitchen this time...... yet i have been under psychic seige by spirits and ghouls this entire time. let me tell you guys ALL aborute it.
so basicly i took that god damn dvd (i escaped the dvd world donot worry aboytit.... heh... story for anotehr time.....) so basicly i took that god damn dvd and i smished it into a thousands billions pieces and took every little piece of that got damn dvd and throwed it into my garbag disposal. so i ground it up so that the ghost of the ant (which... you will recall. was trapped inside the dvd world) would ALSO get ground up and smished into a thousands millions gazzillions oeces. and well i didnat know how ant ghsot work becasue ACTUALLY if you do that to ghost ant it makes it..... stonger? and yeah. so anyway
i go to becd at 8 pm (i have school int he morning) and i put on my night capp and my night gownn and i crawl (ant) into bed and i tuck in and i have a glass of milk and a glass of juice and a glass of water so i can go to bed. annd i fluffp o\p my pilow and i get ready to go to bed and well? i look... at the foot of my bed. and ther ei see..... a Shadowys Figure? at the Foot of by bed.... and i sit up and i say WHO AR YOU! and the figure raises a singel green hand.... and that damn green finger points at me. and it goes... "heh.... dont you know how to say helo to an old friend....." to which i GASP loudly and i alm ost choke on my glass of juice! to think.... the ghost of the Ant? come back.... tohagunt ME? so i say WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, FOUL SPIRIT!!!!! and that god damn DUCK emerges from the shadows of my room.... he is weareng a dark tattered black cloak with BLOOD on the GLOAK and he has PEIRCENG red eyes with black blood drippeng down to his beak... with a TWISTED sharp toothed grin... he approaches ,my bed and i am stuck of fear. to the bed and he goes "well....if you do not remember....... i am the ghost of a smal ant that CRAWLED into the DVD WORLD! and i am here.... because you stupidly have increased my power by FREEING me from that disk prison.... now i am not in the dvd world, no i am in the world that is REAL. the REAL World. and i a m here.... to enact my revage on YOU for STEPING on my BEAUTIFUL ant wife .... yes... that is w hy i have haunted you for so long. you KILLED my Ant Wife now i KILL and SMASH and SMISH you just like you have done to my beautiful ant wife!that YOU turned to paste beneath you NASTY little Foot." so i say BEGONE! foul thang \abd i jump from my spot on the bed and i reach under the bed and i pull out my emergency crumb that i save foor Sitchuations such as this. of course, the spirit of aDAMN ant cannot resist the allure of the HUmble Crumb. and i THROW the crumb and OF course that stupid stupid ant ghost goes AIIEEE ad goes for the crumb! giveng me enough time to run down the stairs and get my landline phone an dcall the polese
and the police say Hello this is cops
and i say Hello cops there is ghost of ant in my room. and well i was hoping you would come over and put a stop to it and the police say no sorry idiot ghost isnt real.BYE and the cops... HANG UP THE PHONE! unbolevable. so i huff and well... guess i ahve to do this on my own. and i reach into my cupboad for my other EMERGENCY crumb.... but.
it is gone .......
the spectre of that ant floats evilly dowwn the stairs in its wretched and reprehensible Duck Forme. and it cackles and says AHHHAHAHAA you think i did not plan for TWO emegency crumps? i aTe that thing while you drank your milk and your juice and your water. and now.... you will be joiengeng me in the tench sircle of HELL and he grabs me by the legs and he drags me to an EVIL pit and well thats basicly wher ei am typing from. i get at&t cell service here which is pretty cool but what is NOTcool is that like 15 hours of he day i have to eat hot coals and grab snakes and jump in fire and well it kind of sucks tbh (To Be Hogest.) but every day i await the time to enact my plan to stop this horrible crearture.... Some Day.......
