User blog:Secretevilcloneofigor/what if i got scared
guys i saw a secret scary episode of duckula. this is how it baoeend....
i was at a gargare sale and i saw a big cardboard box wit a sign on it what said DO NOT SELL has EVIL inside!!! so i took it to the lady sellingthe yard sale and i said maam i would love to buy the coneteants of this box.she went well ok and i bought the box because i thought the sign was a PRANK.......little did i know i would be SO SCARED.
i opened the box and inside was a dusty dvd with a picture of the titular Count Duckula on it but he looked... sad?and afraid and he was covered in dirt.and i thogt it was a funny joke. so i put the dvd in my dvd player and i hit pay. and the theme song was normal..and i went to go get somesacks to eat during the theme song (ilike the theme song but i have hard to many times and so i think it isok toskip).so i come back...and the normally plucky duck was lacking his signature grin..he ws no longer jovial and scheming but a big sorrowful expression was painted across his face..he was looking at the camera and saying NOTHIGN! there was no music...no sound. just the starig at my tv.and then... he pointed at me and said MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and i said what ? WHO SAID THAT! and he said I DID!! and i got soooo angry and i said this isnt a very funnyn prank!and he said ohhh... and hung his head.and he said this is no prank...this is real. i am the ghost of a smal ant that crawled into the dvd and i live in the cartoon now!and i will never see my family again..!! and i said youre not an ant and he said O.K.. well i transfrmed when i crawled into the dvd world OK? so i dont look like an ant. but i am the ghost of an ant. and now for my revange i will torment you and hit you and poke you in the skull with hot sticks for the rest of your LIFE!!!!!!!! and he grabbed me by my head and PULLED ME into the tv world...and there i saw
in the back of the roo m in the castle there was igor but he had scary eyes and they dripped some sort of scaqry red liquid (BLOOD?) and he was made of scary meat...and it pulsated when he looked at me.and nanny was there but she looke dmean. which is not normal !ad well i was got scared.because duckuler had me by the head and he pressed his thumb ino my skull and i went YEEEOWWCH! and now HIS eyeds were bloody and i SCREMD!!! and wll how do i know all of this?
lets just dasay. dont leave a crumb in YORE kitchen........
