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:'''Narrator''': Deep in the heart of the Transylvanian alps, someone sobs. This mawkish, miasmic and maleficent mists that surround that surround Castle Duckula can only partially muffle these heart-wrenching cries of anguish. ''[As the shot tracks to the castle, familiar sobs from Igor can be heard]'' Let us approach to discover the origin of this despairing dolefulness.
:'''Narrator''': Deep in the heart of the Transylvanian alps, someone sobs. This mawkish, miasmic and maleficent mists that surround that surround Castle Duckula can only partially muffle these heart-wrenching cries of anguish. ''[As the shot tracks to the castle, familiar sobs from Igor can be heard]'' Let us approach to discover the origin of this despairing dolefulness.
:'''Igor''': [O/S] I despair, Nanny. ''[The scene fades to him in the kitchen with Nanny, sitting on a chair]'' Where have I gone wrong? Oh, why can't the master be more macabre, more malevolent, more malicious?
:'''Igor''': [O/S] I despair, Nanny. ''[The scene fades to him in the kitchen with Nanny, sitting on a chair]'' Where have I gone wrong? Oh, why can't the master be more macabre, more malevolent, more malicious? It's not as if I haven't tried. I have tried, haven't I? You know I have tried, don't you, Nanny?
:'''Nanny''': Oh, yes, Mr. Igor, you're very trying.
:''[They leave the kitchen and stroll through the hallway]''
:'''Igor''': I don't know how much more of his total lack of evildoing I can take. For instance, do you know what I found the young master doing yesterday afternoon?
:'''Nanny''': No. What?
:'''Igor:''' He was using the bone crusher in the torture chamber... to press flowers!
:'''Nanny''': Oh, bless 'im.