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:'''Narrator''': Deep in the heart of the Transylvanian alps, someone sobs. This mawkish, miasmic and maleficent mists that surround that surround Castle Duckula can only partially muffle these heart-wrenching cries of anguish. ''[As the shot tracks to the castle, familiar sobs from Igor can be heard]'' Let us approach to discover the origin of this despairing dolefulness.

:'''Igor''': [O/S] I despair, Nanny. ''[The scene fades to him in the kitchen with Nanny, sitting on a chair]'' Where have I gone wrong? Oh, why can't the master be more macabre, more malevolent, more malicious? It's not as if I haven't tried. I have tried, haven't I? You know I have tried, don't you, Nanny?

:'''Laura''': She said, "Auntie Lulu", that's what she calls me... ''[Later, Laura is still talking, Scott is still counting, and Duckula dozes in his dinner] ...'' And that's my family. Oh, I haven't been boring you, Mr. Count.  

:'''Duckula''': ''[waking with a start]'' Hmm? Bored? Me? Bored? The very idea! I can't remember when I've had a more stimulating conversation.