Igor's Busy Day/Transcript: Difference between revisions

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:'''Duckula''': No, go on, surprise me.

:'''Laura''': He said, "You know, ma'am, I can see where Laura gets her good looks from."

:'''Duckula''': Oh, the old ''[unintelligible]'' routine, huh? ''[He flicks a pea at Scott, but it misses his mouth and hits the side of his head]''

:'''Laura''': "You must be an interior designer. You have such a beautiful home." Mommy was hooked.

:'''Duckula''': ''[sculpting a castle out of his mashed potatoes]'' What was she, a trout?

:'''Laura''': Oh, and he just charmed his way into the hearts of my family. I have a large family. I have three sisters and two brothers. I have seventeen aunts. There's Auntie Phyllis; she's a little advanced in her years now, poor her, and there's Auntie Laura. I'm named after her, you know. And then there's little Wilbur. He's Uncle Bob's little boy.

:'''Duckula''': Oh, so Bob's your uncle, eh?

:'''Laura''': Uh-huh. Oh, and I've got four nieces, too.

:'''Duckula''': Oh, good, that's really made my day.

:'''Laura''': There's little Emily. She's just three and cute as a button. ''[On the other end of the table, Igor and Nanny have gone to sleep.]'' You know what she said the other day?

:'''Duckula''': Well, strange as this may seem, no.

:'''Laura''': She said, "Auntie Lulu", that's what she calls me... ''[Later, Laura is still talking, Scott is still counting, and Duckula dozes in his dinner] ...'' And that's my family. Oh, I haven't been boring you, Mr. Count.

:'''Duckula''': ''[waking with a start]'' Hmm? Bored? Me? Bored? The very idea! I can't remember when I've had a more stimulating conversation.

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