Igor's Busy Day/Transcript: Difference between revisions

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:''[Scott and Laura approach the sleeping staff at the end of the table. Igor and Nanny wake up as Laura addresses them]''

:'''Laura''': Oh, and thank you, Igor, Nanny. That was a charming meal.

:'''Igor''': ''[fastidiously]'' Thank ''you'', ma'am. ''[Under his breath]'' I personally would have enjoyed it more, had Nanny not spilled the poisoned soup.

:''[Later, Igor is standing in a bedroom. The bed has a canopy with spikes on the inside like an iron maiden]''

:'''Igor''': We used to have some fun with this, the master and me. A few turns of the handle, and the canopy above their bed would descend and squash them to jelly. ''[He prepares to turn the handle]'' Perfect. ''[He waggles his eyebrows at the fourth wall, then tries to turn the handle, which is too heavy for him. He sees Nanny and backs against the gears, blocking them]'' Ah. I just want you to turn that handle, Nanny.

:'''Nanny''': What for, Mr. Igor?

:'''Igor''': Exercise, Nanny.

:'''Nanny''': Oh, yes.

:'''Igor''': Off you go, Nanny. ''[Nanny turns the crank. Igor's coat gets caught in the gears and he is dragged into the mechanism]'' No! No! No, no, no! Stop, Nanny! Stop!

:'''Nanny''': Pardon?

:'''Igor''': Stop, Nanny!

:''[Nanny stops turning the handle and turns to see Igor wedged between the cogs]''

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 :''[Scott and Laura approach the sleeping staff at the end of the table. Igor and Nanny wake up as Laura addresses them]''
 :'''Laura''': Oh, and thank you, Igor, Nanny. That was a charming meal.
 :'''Igor''': ''[fastidiously]'' Thank ''you'', ma'am. ''[Under his breath]'' I personally would have enjoyed it more, had Nanny not spilled the poisoned soup.
+:''[Later, Igor is standing in a bedroom. The bed has a canopy with spikes on the inside like an iron maiden]''
+:'''Igor''': We used to have some fun with this, the master and me. A few turns of the handle, and the canopy above their bed would descend and squash them to jelly. ''[He prepares to turn the handle]'' Perfect. ''[He waggles his eyebrows at the fourth wall, then tries to turn the handle, which is too heavy for him. He sees Nanny and backs against the gears, blocking them]'' Ah. I just want you to turn that handle, Nanny.
+:'''Nanny''': What for, Mr. Igor?
+:'''Igor''': Exercise, Nanny.
+:'''Nanny''': Oh, yes.
+:'''Igor''': Off you go, Nanny. ''[Nanny turns the crank. Igor's coat gets caught in the gears and he is dragged into the mechanism]'' No! No! No, no, no! Stop, Nanny! Stop!
+:'''Nanny''': Pardon?
+:'''Igor''': Stop, Nanny!
+:''[Nanny stops turning the handle and turns to see Igor wedged between the cogs]''
 [[Category:Transcripts]]
 [[Category:Series 1 transcripts]]