Theme Song

Lyrics

The lyrics for the intro:

{spoken} Castle Duckula, Home for many centuries
to a dreadful dynasty of vicious vampire ducks...
the Counts of Duckula!
Legend has it that these foul beings can be destroyed
by a stake through the heart, or exposure to sunlight.
This does not suffice, however,
for they may be brought back to life by means of a sacred rite
that can be performed once a century
when the moon is in the eighth house of Aquarius... (bat wings...blood)
(I'll get it!)
The latest reincarnation did not run according to plan...
(Ooh...)

{sung} In the heart of Transylvania
In the vampire hall of fang, yeah
There's not a vampire zanier than
DUCKULA!
He won't bite beast or man, 'cause he's a vegetarian (Aah!)
And things never run to plan for
DUCKULA!
If you're looking for some fun, you can always count upon
The wild and wacky one they call
DUCKULA!

{spoken} Heh heh, Count Duckula, heh heh heh heh

The lyrics for the outro:

If you're feeling...(Screams)
Or you kind of...(Ghoulish Laughter)
Could be you've met up with...
(Duckula)
If your knees go...(Knock Knock)
And your teeth go...(Chatter Chatter)
Maybe you've bumped into...
(Duckula)
He flies through the night
Looking for a bite
But he's back home by Daylight
DUCKULA!
If you're sort of... (Boing Boing)
Or you're a little.. (Cuckoo)
It's certain you've ran into...
DUCKULA!
If your heart goes... (Boom Boom)
And your mind goes... (Gibber Gibber)
Man you've had a brush with...
DUCKULA!
So watch out for the...(Roar)
Beware of the...(Hysterical Giggling)
And pray you'll never meet with
DUCKULA! COUNT DUCKULA!